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If I keep putting my key in the wrong lock, I’ll always be left outside.
Emotion is the enemy of rational argument
Impatient with inefficiency and allergic to nonsense
There’s nothing scary about choice. Scary is when you don’t have choice. via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma)

This makes me laugh

You are cordially invited to attend a baby-scale gathering this 2 Jan 2009 at Red Dot Brewhouse at Dempsey.

Programme as follows:

8.30 - Arrival of guests
9.00 - Jiaming and Kenny’s Fire-Eating Show
9.15 - Gummy’s impersonation of Russel Peters
9.30 - Sean’s ” Its complicated” show
9. 45 - Arrival of Rai and Mini Mel.
10.30 - Wayne’s Magical “Disappearing” show
10.45 - Jon’s ” ta the water” show
11.00 - Darlene’s ” Proud of you” Speech
11.15 - Aaron’s “Yawning” Show
11.30 - Lionel Lin’s ” How to shuffle cards 101” show
11.45 - Keith’s ” smoking is bad for health” speech
12.00 - Lionel Leong’s Thank You speech.