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This makes me laugh

You are cordially invited to attend a baby-scale gathering this 2 Jan 2009 at Red Dot Brewhouse at Dempsey.

Programme as follows:

8.30 - Arrival of guests
9.00 - Jiaming and Kenny’s Fire-Eating Show
9.15 - Gummy’s impersonation of Russel Peters
9.30 - Sean’s ” Its complicated” show
9. 45 - Arrival of Rai and Mini Mel.
10.30 - Wayne’s Magical “Disappearing” show
10.45 - Jon’s ” ta the water” show
11.00 - Darlene’s ” Proud of you” Speech
11.15 - Aaron’s “Yawning” Show
11.30 - Lionel Lin’s ” How to shuffle cards 101” show
11.45 - Keith’s ” smoking is bad for health” speech
12.00 - Lionel Leong’s Thank You speech.

Nose business again. Just when does my nose will stop leaking? My best friends are tissues and warm water. They make me feel so much better everytime.

I’m a jumper. My thoughts never join with my brain. Its like on autopilot mode or something. From A to V back to B and occasionally C, off to K.. Yups. Just like the movie jumper, I think therefore I jump. Not that I want to but is this what they call habit? Change is on the agenda but I’m forever in procrastination. Fuck, like what NIKE say “Just Do It”

I like the attention of the shophouse uncles who greets me every morning I walk past. I never acknowledge it once.